I read this, and smiled, on the inside at least. This reminded me of a delightful apple I had the other day. I say delightful only in as much as I did have a certain degree of delight at the prospect of taking the first tasty bite.
Imagine my surprise when I was confronted with something that would most definitely scare the horses.
I don't know about you, but I think there is a bit of Posh Spice in there.