It was fourteen years ago that LO and I finally got married, after nine years of stepping out (we are not ones to hurry a decision). That is twenty-three years of togetherness, and I just wanted to say to LO "thanks for all the good times".
I also note that Gorse Fox was also made an honest man on this day, albeit one or two years earlier than us. What are the chances of that?*.
* Presumably just over 1 in 365.