What I am trying to do, in case you were not sure, is to use up my 750 words and yet say absolutely nothing. My mailbag is testament to that. As Mrs Trellis of North Wales said just last week:
Dear Mr Humphries,
I was appalled on tuning in this morning to hear a torrent of blatant filth, with terms such as 'Big Bang', 'Large Firm Success', 'Satisfying Performance', and worst of all, 'Job Blows'. It was the most disgusting edition of the Today Programme's Business Report ever!
Maybe if we both just agree it was about 750 words, we can call it quits now and get on with something more interesting