Very quick, coz I have a worktop to collect. It is 4m long and I plan to put it on the roof rack. Am I mad? Probably, but will tell you next week.
Have a good weekend.
P.S. iPhone update. Was in a churchyard, and mentioned that there was usually a specific tree species found in graveyards. Quick Googling on Safari told me it was the Yew tree, which is the tree of life. Those I was with were mighty impressed.