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Friday, 13 April 2012

A couple of Friday Funnies

"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard." Edgar R. Fiedler

"If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel."  Will Kommen.

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."  Henny Youngman.

And finally...

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch, the sailor asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"  The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off." "Blimey!" said the sailor.

"What about the hook?"  "Ahhhh..." mused the pirate. "We were boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off." 
"Zounds!" remarked the sailor.

"And how came ye by the eye patch?"  "A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.  "Well..." said the pirate, "It was the first day with me hook...."

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