I saw this...

... and thought of you.  Made me smile, which is all you can ask.

• "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." Groucho Marx

This reminds me of the other one which is:

• "A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't." Anon.

and this one, a definition of "perfect pitch":

• "When you toss a banjo into a skip and it hits an accordion" - Pamela Stephenson, wife of banjo-playing comedian Billy Connolly